Parishioners
in confusion
Father announced from the pulpit: "Dear friends, I want to explain that the before last time I was really joking when I told you I didn't mean what I said about reconsidering my decision not to change my mind. Please believe me. I really mean this."
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Don't tell anyone that I told you!
"She told me,"
a lady complained to a friend, "that you told her the secret I told
you not to tell her."
"Well," replied her friend in a hurt tone, "I told her
not to tell you I told her."
"Oh dear," sighed the first woman. "Well, don't tell her
I told you that she told me."
